Ai-yi-yi!!!! You know when you read horror stories about people who mess up their travel plans, and you think, "How could anyone BE that stupid?!?" Well, I have now officially joined the ranks of the Dumber Than Dumb, so I will never again be able to mock those who make mistakes that seem incomprehensible in the cold light of day!!!

Several weeks back, Bas and I decided to take some of my cousins on holiday to Florida. We've been a couple of times, but not for more than two years, so we thoughs it would be nice to swing back again and catch some cool roller-coaster rides. I went ahead and booked everything, including flights for my cousins to London, since that's where we would be flying out of. At the time, I decided not to book my own flight over to London, as I thought I might have to travel before my cousins, for a football match. All well and good. But in the ensuing weeks I forgot about that, and came to believe that I had booked my ticket at the same time that I booked theirs!!! Last night I decided to check in online, as I normally do. I logged on some time after 10.00pm and entered the flight details ... but all that came up was details for my cousins!! I frowned and thought, "That can't be right!" But then, with dawning horror, I realised the error of my ways -- I DIDN'T HAVE A FLIGHT BOOKED TO LONDON!!!!

My first reaction was a very loud "Damn!!!" Only that wasn't quite the word that I used!!! But I wasn't too alarmed -- I knew I'd have to pay a lot to get on the flight, booking so close to the travel date, but I figured I had nobody else to blame, so I'd just have to pay whatever it cost and chalk it down to experience. Only ... I'd forgotten that it's a bank holiday weekend in Ireland ... and it's half-term next week ... in fact, it's the busiest travel weekend of the entire year in Ireland!!!! When I tried to book a flight to London from Shannon, I found they were all sold out!! Next I tried Cork -- ditto! Knock -- the same! Kerry -- no joy! Even all the flights from Dublin were gone!!!!!

I REALLY started to panic at that stage -- it looked like I couldn't get to London, and if that was the case, it meant the holiday would have to be cancelled!!! I was looking into getting a train to Dublin and flying to some other part of the UK, when luckily Bas spotted a flight from Shannon to Liverpool. Having no other choice, I went ahead and booked it, so this morning I had to get up at 07.30, fly to Liverpool, then catch a train all the way down to London!!!!! It's the longest, most roundabout route I've ever taken to get to the city, but I was just relieved that I could get there at all!!!! Thankfully the flight and train ran smoothly, and I was even able to get time to do the November issue of the Shanville Monthly!!! (My cousins are flying over independently and I'm awaiting their arrival as I type.)

Let this be a lesson to you all -- ALWAYS double-check your travel plans!!! I do so much travelling, I guess I got a bit complacent, and I almost paid the ultimate price!! Focus hard, young Shansters, lest you too end up joining me in the Moron's Travel Hall Of Fame!!!!!!!!!!