Went to WHSmith in Croydon (34 North End) for my first signing of the day. This was my first time here, so I wasn't sure what sort of a crowd I'd get. I was delighted to see a small line when I arrived, and that increased as the session wore on, with some fans finding out about it by chance and happily joining it -- one guy even bought the entire series to have signed, even though he had them all at home already!!!! One family had come all the way over from Cardiff, in Wales, to see me!!! I feel a bit guilty that I haven't been to Wales on any of my recent tours. My tours are arranged by my publicists, so it's not that I've been deliberately avoiding a return to Wales!! But I'll put in a request to go there the next time I'm going on a biggish tour ...

I was signing at the shop for over an hour. Then went for lunch with my editor, Stella, and a lady called Jayne Nelson, who writes for the magazine SFX. She interviewed me, and the interview will appear in the issue of SFX which goes on sale in January -- so watch out for it!!!! Had a bit of a scare after lunch -- our driver had got a bit lost on the one-way systems in Croydon and was half an hour late picking us up!!! Luckily we made good time to our next event, in Ottakars in Bromley, and I was able to start signing a bit early, as planned. I had a great crowd at the second event, even more than at the first, and was signing solidly for over an hour and a half! I also signed lots of books for fans who couldn't make the event but who'd ordered books in advance. And I signed loads of stock too, so if you hurry, you should be able to get some signed copies of my books if you're in the area. (You might be able to ring the store and have books delivered -- I'm not sure. I don't have their phone number, but the address is 100, The Glades Shopping Centre, High Street, Bromley, Kent BR1 1DJ.)

Was driven over to Waterloo after my event, where I went to see "Richard II" at the Old Vic with a big group of family and friends. Kevin Spacey was starring in it, and Trevor Nunn directed. (He's the most famous theatrical director in the UK at the moment.) I thought the play was good, and Spacey too, but I didn't enjoy it as much as a version I saw at The Globe a couple of years ago. I'm not convinced that Spacey's really suited to the Old Vic. I think he might enjoy more success running an American theatre than an old, traditional British one. I know his shows are packed out pretty much every night, but that's just because people want to see Spacey in the flesh. If the plays had to bank on reviews, the theatre would be in BIG trouble now!!!!

It was the last night of the play, so there were lots of celebrities in the crowd. The most famous person I sa was Patrick Stewart, who, of course, played Jean-Luc Picard in "Star Trek: The Next Generation". It was fun watching people's reaction -- virtually everyone who saw him did a double-take, then followed him with their eyes until he passed out of sight. Some people (Trekkies, no doubt) looked like they'd had a religious experience!!!! When I went to the toilet at the interval, I ended up stading beside him at the sinks as we both washed our hands. I used to have a model of his head (I collected models of actors' heads for a short while -- don't ask me why!!), and thought of saying something like, "I used to have your head in my house!!!" But that would have made me sound like a COMPLETE nutter, and besides, I'm sure he'd much rather not be bothered by star-struck fans when he's on a night out, enjoying himself.

Went for a few drinks with some of the gang after the show, and ended up in the Roadhouse, where we drank some more and bit a little bit of dancing. Got home quite late (3ish), went to bed and slept until midday. Went to my grand-aunt Nora's for dinner, stayed a few hours afterwards, took a couple of my young cousins (Jordan and Yasmin) to play in a nearby park, then came back to my flat. Next up -- a nice, hot bath. Then I'll probably answer some fan mail and turn in for an early night, before heading north for Birmingham in the morning.

I got a very nice e-mail from a kid called Kevin, who I met recently on my USA tour:

I went to one of your Seattle book signings. I would like to thank you. I love writing, so I asked you for some tips for young writers, such as myself. You replied "Don't right away try to write a big book and get it published. Start with short stories and eventually you will be able to write longer ones as you practice." This little piece of your wise advise was the best advice I have ever heard.  I tried what you told me to and it worked! I wrote a one page long short story and it was okay. Then I kept writing more short stories and more and more until now, I can write five page long stuff. Your wisdom has changed my life and I just thought I should thank you, Darren.

I get asked for advice from young would-be authors all the time, and really there's not much I can tell them except write often, keep writing, and gradually improve as you go along. Writing's a long, slow process and there aren't any shortcuts -- the more you practise, the more you learn and the better you get. I think a lot of those who ask are dissatisfied with that answer. They think there's some magical advice that I'm holding back which would allow them to make huge leap forwards if I shared it with them. And I can totally understand that -- as a teenager, I thought and hoped for the same thing too!!! But there is no magic in writing, just hard work and luck -- if you work hard, you'll improve and learn to write to the best of your abilities, and if you're lucky, people will want to read what you've written and you'll make money out of your work. (Not all good - even great - writers get lucky. Many top-notch writers make very little out of their books, simply because they never get a lucky break.)

Kevin has taken a vital step forward -- he listened when I told him it was all about hard work, and has made the decision to put the hard work in. It's a long road he's started down, and there's no telling if he'll keep going to the end -- many lose heart along the way, when they realise how tough it is. But he stands a chance. He's going in the right direction. And if any of the rest of you want to stand a chance too, you should follow Kevin's example, start small, work hard, build slowly ... and keep doing that for the next five, ten, fifteen years and beyond.

My "Thief in the Night" tour (as I've dubbed it) started today. Went up to the West End to sign stock in several book shops in the morning. Met my publicist from Collins, Nicola, and then signed LOADS of books in the following shops, so if you're in the area over the next few weeks you can get copies in any of them; you can order copies from most of the shops too, and in some cases have them mailed to you, so I've provided links to them where I can.

Went over for a meeting with my agent, Christopher Little, and his assistant, Kellee Nunley, this morning. It was just a little pre-Christmas get-together, to discuss little odds and bobs. "Lord Loss" is selling splendidly in the UK -- over 62,000 copies of the hardback sold in under six months -- excellent!!!! And "The Saga" continues to sell VERY strongly, even though it finished more than a year ago. Apparently the movie script is coming along nicely and the search for a director will hopefully begin in the not-too-distant future ...

Went up the West End after the meeting, met Bas and went to see "Otherwise Engaged" at the Criterion Theatre. Very amusing, with some great acting, especially Richard E Grant in the lead role. Not one for kiddies though -- there's a lengthy topless scene in the first half which might stir up all sorts of new sensations in innocent teenage boys!!!!!!   :-)  It was also enjoyable to see Anthony Head, who plays Giles in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", though he didn't have a huge role.

Had dinner in Brown's in Covent Garden, then went back for our last play of our marathon session -- six in three days!!! It was "Heroes" in Wyndhams Theatre, starring Ken Stott, Richard Griffiths, and - one of my all-time favourite actors - John Hurt. The play is nice, funny and moving, but nothing spectacular. But the acting was superb -- three first-class actors at the top of their game. A fitting way to finish up!

Spent the morning writing out Christmas cards. Got through a lot, though I have some more to do. I'm not a fan of Xmas cards, and would just as happily send and receive none every year -- but I don't want people thinking I'm an old Scrooge, do I?!?

Headed up the West End with Bas around midday. I bought an old Rolex watch (from 1924) earlier in the year, and it's been losing time recently, so I took it back to the shop for repairs. The shop is the Vintage Rolex ship in Burlington Arcade -- worth going to have a look at if you like old watches, as it's the only dedicated antique Rolex shop in the world!! While there, I spotted a lovely Oyster watch from 1940, and decided to treat myself to it as an early Christmas present!!! I usually get crap pressies from family and friends, so if I don't splurge out on myself, nobody else will!!!!!!   :-)

Bought a couple of paintings by a newish artist, Alison Mills, after that. They both depict vague figures in snowy landscapes. Not the usual sort of pictures I'd go for, but I liked these a lot, so decided to buy. I really like buying "new" art -- it's exciting to wonder if the artist will go on to bigger, better things, and if a painting bought for a relatively small amount now will shoot up in value over the years. I collect for fun, paintings that I like -- but it would certainly add to my pleasure if I turned out to have a keen eye for fine art!!!! Not that I think I have -- unless I wear extra strong glasses!!

Went to our first show of the day after that, "And Then There Were None" at the Gielgud. I'd seen the old movie of it some years ago, but couldn't remember it very well, so I didn't twig to who the murderer was until quite late in the play. I'm not a huge Agatha Christie fan, but I like to watch plays of her work every now and then. The play was originally called "Ten Little Niggers"!!!! Hard to believe that was once considered an acceptable title for a play, but that's the way the world changes! Makes me wonder if any of MY titles will one day be considered obscene!!!!!!!

Had dinner at TGI Friday's, one of my favourite restaurant chains -- I usually eat there at least once a month! Then we went to see "Mary Stuart" at the Apollo. An intriguing political play about Mary Stuart (Queen of Scots) and Elizabeth the First. Not the easiest play to sit through, but it was beautifully acted, and built superbly to a thoroughly satisfying finale. Sitting two rows behind me was the ex-Prime Minister of the UK, John Major!! Given the subject matter of the play, I found his presence especially pleasing, and kept looking for parallels between the characters in the play and the twisted relationships between members of recent UK governments -- and there were plenty to find!!!!! The more things change ...

Rose late, after 10.00. Had a shower. Checked my e-mails. Went for a square pie in Spitalfields again. They had mash this time -- hurrah!! -- but no steak and guiness pies!!! Boo!!!!! I had a steak and kidney instead, which was very nice, but am I destined never to have my favourite pie and mash there again?!?!?

Walked up to the South Bank with Bas, along the banks of the Thames, after lunch -- one of my fave walks in the world. Went to see a new play called "Paul". It's an interesting look at the life of Saint Paul, one of the founders of Christianity. It explores the foundation pillars of religion, the relationship of truth and politics, and how faith can flourish in spite -- or sometimes because of -- the truth. One that saves some nice, unexpected twists for the second half, and which sends you away thinking and talking. Highly recommended.

Had dinner in a restaurant called Giraffe after that, and tucked into a truly delicious burger. After that we popped into a DVD shop beside it, and Foyles, where I discovered copies of "Demon Thief"!!! I was delighted to see them on the shelves ahead of their release date. I must say, they look good in the flesh!!!

I thought we had loads of time until our next play after that, so we strolled up to the city, did some shopping, then headed for our second play, which I thought was "Heroes", which starts at 8.00pm. But when I said it to Bas, she said she thought we were going to see "Mary Stuart"!!!! A quick check revealed that she was right -- I'd got our Thursday play mixed up with Tuesday's!!!!! And "Mary Stuart" starts at 7.30pm!!!!!! And it was 7.35!!!!!!!! Hellfire!!!!!!!!!! We could have gone in, but I HATE missing the start of movies, never mind plays, so I just gritted my teeth, accepted responsibility for the boo-boo, and set off for home, leaving the play for another night. I was disgusted at myself for the mistake, but there was nothing I could do to correct it, so I tried to push it from my thoughts. Then, as we turned onto the Strand, heading for the Embankment, I spotted the sign for "Chicago". Hang on, I thought, doesn't that start at 8.00pm? We hurried up to check, and it does -- and it was only 7.50!!!! We'd both seen it a few years ago, but both wanted to go again -- so we did!!! It's a brilliant show, one of the most stylish around. The cast was strong, as I think it always is. I was dubious about the guy playing Billy Flynn -- he's a young singer called Darius who is "famous" in the UK for finishing as a runner-up in two big talent shows (one of which was Pop Idol). I thought he'd be awful, but in fact he was really good -- charismatic, cheeky, with a fine singing voice. Bas had said he'd be good, so she was able to smile smugly at me afterwards!!

It's been a hectic few days! Spent Friday night answering fan mail -- managed to get through a nice chunk of the mountain of mail which was awaiting me upon my return from the States. On Saturday Bas and I went to see one of my grand-aunts, Nora, then went to see "Guys and Dolls" again. We saw it not long after it first opened, 6 months ago, and wanted to catch Ewan McGregor and the original cast again before they're replaced in a couple of weeks. We managed to get great seats in the middle, seven rows back. It's a top-notch play, great songs and cast. McGregor's singing voice isn't as strong as a lead musical actor's should be, but he was perfect apart from that. The actors were all first-rate, especially Jane Krakowski -- the undoubted star of the show. We met with one of Bas's friends, Sarah, afterwards and had dinner at Wagamama's, then went to a 30th birthday party for some of her other friends over on Fulham Road. Had a good night, lots of drink and chat, and got to bed about 03.00.

Spurs were playing West Ham on Sunday at 1.00pm, so I had an earlier start than I would have liked. Got a steak and guinness pie from the Square Pie shop in Spitalfields Market. I love Square pies, and the mash that comes with them is DEEEEE-licious!!!! But they didn't have mash when I went -- they were awaiting the delivery!! Oh, well, at least the pies were there! I decided to eat it on the train up to Tottenham, but the train was packed and I had to stand, so that plan went out the window! It always angers me when the trian companies don't put on extra games for fans on match days. They KNOW thousands of fans are going to be piling into the trains, but they don't even bother to put on extra carriages, never mind extra trains! Madness!!!!! I ended up eating my pie on the platfrom at Bruce Grove. It was cold by then, but still scrumdiddlyumptious!!

Met the small group of friends I go to the football with in our regular pub, had a couple of quick drinks, then headed up for the match. I hate early kick-offs -- you don't have time to get into the real football mood and the atmosphere is never the same. The game was a scrappy, messy affair. Spurs took an early lead but played poorly. It looked like we were going to escape with the three points, but then West Ham equalised in the last minute -- a gutter!!!!! There's nothing worse in football than sacrificing a last-minute goal!!!

It was my uncle Derek's 37th birthday, so I stayed out drinking with him after the game. He's less than four years older than me, so we grew up more as brothers than uncle and nephew. We had a good few drinks with the others, though by the end of the night only me, Derek and a guy called Brendan were left -- the rest had all filed home for an early night! We ended up in Belushi's in Covent Garden, then in a club called the Metra in Leciester Square. Got home about 01.00, but it felt much later, since we'd started so early!!

Derek stayed in my flat. We headed out earlyish on Monday, had a quick bite, a few more drinks, then went to the Ivy for lunch. I don't bother much with high-class restaurants, but I like to indulge every now and then, and since it was still Derek's birthday (in his mind, at least!), I thought I'd treat him. It's a nice spot, very good food, but nothing overly special. I think most people go there to spot celebrities -- our only celeb (apart from myself, of course!!!!) was Carol Vorderman, from Channel 4's Countdown programme. Had another couple of drinks after that, and then it was back home to bring my blog up to date.

Came over the London today. I've got a week of football, parties, theatre and movies -- then the work starts!!! Had lots of e-mails to answer in the morning. Then had to get everything ready to bring over with me. Forgot to bring my business cards!!! I have "Darren Shan" business cards which I like to hand out to fans at events. I have some at my flat in London, but not enough, I fear, to last the whole of the tour. So I guess it'll be first come, first served ...

Got to the airport a couple of hours early, so that my Dad could return to his job -- he's the janitor at the school where I went as a kid, and Friday evenings are his busiest time of the week! Ate at the airport (Bas quite rightly compared the food on offer to school dinners). Flew with Ryanair. Smoothe and on time. Caught the 6.00pm train in to London. Booked a couple of shows for the next week -- we're going to see "Guys and Dolls" again, and "Mary Stuart", and have already booked to go to "Heroes" which stars one of my favourite actors, John Hurt. Should be a lively week!!!!

Had my hair cut at Figaro's, by Brian, as usual. It had gone really shaggy -- I was in sore need of a trim!!! I'm looking much smarter now, clean-shaven and tight-haired. I used to hate having my hair cut when I was younger -- I found it uncomfortable, and I rarely liked what was done by the various hair dressers I tried, and I didn't like having to chat with the person doing the cutting -- I was VERY shy in my teens!!! No good at small talk at all!!! I'm still not particularly skilled at it, but I've improved a lot compared to how I used to be!! Anyway, these days I don't mind so much. I even look forward to it, though only slightly -- I've never been much bothered about fashion, so I don't get excited by the thought of a new haircut or clothes the way many people do.

Spent the morning getting things in order for my forthcoming UK and Ireland tour. It doesn't start for another week, but I'm heading over to London tomorrow for a week of R&R (and football!!), so I need to have everything in place before I leave. Realised I hadn't sorted out hotels in a couple of the cities I'm going to on the Irish leg of my journey -- yipes!!!!! A quick e-mail to my Irish Collins rep, Moira, sorted that problem out quickly! I'm looking forward to these events. They're mostly just signings, so I don't have to do as much preparation, talking or performing as I did in the States -- I just have to make sure my right hand's in good condition, and I'm ready to go!!!!! I also like the fact that I'll be finishing up my touring for the year in Limerick -- it'll be nice to conclude 2005's events on home turf!!

Hung up the last of my kinetic sculptures (though I have two more on order, to be delivered in the new year!) -- Harmony, a very cool piece, though Phoenix remains my favourite. I didn't read through the instruction beforehand, and ended up putting it up too close to wall -- it has a long reach, and one of the limbs kept hitting the wall!! Had to take it down and re-drill, which was a nuisance -- but it was my own fault for not boneing-up on all the literature beforehand! Pride comes before a fall ...

Added lots more photos to my site today. It's very time-consuming -- first I have to go through all of my snaps and pick out the few I want to use; then I have to scale them down so that they fit comfortably on a computer screen; then scale them down again for thumbnails; then add all the thumbnails to the online folder; then add all the full size photos and come up with caption for them; then put in all the links!!!!! No one part of the operation is particularly lengthy, but combine them all and they quickly start to eat into your time!!!!!! Oh well, I enjoy doing it -- it's nice to re-visit old memories.

Put up a couple of my new David C Roy kinetic sculptures. If you don't know what a kinetic sculpture is, you can find out here: www.woodthatworks.com The pieces I hung this evening are Gepetto and Phoenix. I'm not that fussed about Gepetto, now that I've studied it on my own wall -- it's a nice piece, but the shapes created by the wheels don't fluctuate randomly as they do on other pieces. If I'd spent a bit more time looking at it in the shop I probably wouldn't have purchased. Oh well -- too late now!! I absolutely LOVE Phoenix though -- it's an incredibly cool piece of moving art!!!!

Went to see a stage version of "The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 3/4", performed by the Bruiser company from Northern Ireland. Very well acted, and the crowd seemed to enjoy it overall, but it didn't make much of an impact on me. I loved the book when I was a teenager, and read it many, many times, along with "The Growing Pains". But this adaptation either didn't capture the magic of the book, or else I've just turned into a grumpy 30-something who's difficult to please!!!!!!!!